Everything's bigger in Texas...

ESPECIALLY THE BASEBALL-SIZED FUCKING ROCK THAT AN 18-WHEELER KICKED UP INTO THE WINDSHIELD OF OUR 3 WEEK OLD NEW CAR THIS MORNING CAUSING A MASSIVE CRACK RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE DAMN WINDSHIELD!!! Dammit, that ruined my whole morning! We thought that we had gotten one on our way home from Memphis last week, but it turned out to just be bug guts or something else that came off with a spritz of washer fluid. Unfortunately, this will not be as easy. I called a guy to come and fix it, so I will be sitting around waiting for him all day probably. Tracy's P.O.S. car before this, my P.O.S. Honda, no rocks ever came near those damn things; the windows seemed bulletproof! But a nice, new car has fucking MAGNETS on the windshield that specifically attract rocks! And all the jackass drivers in Texas are much too happy to send a volley of them our way any time! Shit, this makes me so angry! Anyway, rant over.