We had some good times didn't we? I saw you everyday (in the kitchen), you were always there for me (on the countertop), you never questioned me, and you worked hard for me whenever I asked you to. This morning started off like any other morning: I got up, went to the bathroom, then got a bottle of water from the fridge and took a long drink. Then I gave the ingredients to my friend to make a delicious protein smoothie... and then it happened. He died. After making thoroughly mixing the protein, frozen fruit, and water, my friend died. My friend was my blender and after he made one last smoothie, smoke began coming out of the engine. Yep, he's gone, buried in the second dumpster from my building (the first one was full, lol). Oh well, soon I will have a new friend who, will no doubt, be just as good a friend as this one was, lol!
Damn, Tracy is right, I am so corny, lmao!
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You are not corny unless he was named. When you name your appliances, then you're crazy AND corny! I name everything... including my latest tattoo, haha. SO, what is your blender's name?! You MUST name your new one too, to insure maximum loyalty.
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